“I haven’t felt this important since 8th grade when I was essential to the band concert because I had so many drum parts.”
“Hmm, smells like last week…”
“Cass: OK, I’ll call you by 6.
Bobby: I recommend you do the same.”
— 26 July 2010
For almost three weeks now, our office has been devoid of all silverware other than butter knives. Today, two spoons surfaced, but Bobby, having become accustomed to using a very large serving spoon/ladle, refuses to go back to regular silverware, and laments that he brought something for lunch today that cannot be eaten with his beloved big spoon.
“Yeah, like the guy who gets paid $10 an hour is gonna sit in the chair with elastics holding the arms together.” — 22 July 2010
“Good thing you just came to this meeting cuz I was about to knock you over with some serious sarcasm.” — 22 July 2010
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